Fruit of the Loom
Fruit of the Loom By virtue of your finding this website

You are clearly someone who notices things.

Commendable as that is, you still won’t notice Fruit of the Loom® EverLight underwear. It’s so light, even people who notice everything won’t notice it.

Are you the one who noticed this tiny door?

The really tiny real door with real money and real EverLight underwear really waiting in plain sight for someone to notice it? Good for you. You still won’t notice wearing EverLight underwear by Fruit of the Loom®.

Ah.

You noticed the classified ad

selling an outdated printer in an outdated car. Well, you still won’t notice wearing all-new EverLight underwear.

Are you the one who noticed

the only poster in New York City telling you to crawl inside it & get a lot of cash

and FREE UNDERWEAR? If you are — and we kinda doubt you are — sincerest congrats. But even if you are — and to be clear, still a lot of doubt that you are — you still won’t notice EverLight underwear.

Did you notice this

tiny inflatable tube man,

waving desperately for your attention? If you did, you also noticed instructions he was holding telling you where to find nearly two thousand dollars and a free pack of underwear. The cash, you will notice. The exceptionally light EverLight underwear from Fruit of the Loom®, you will not.

Are you the studious savant who noticed

the secret message in this print ad

and literally put A and B together, leading you to the secret URL that led you here? Maybe you are, maybe you aren’t. Either way, you still won’t notice wearing EverLight underwear by Fruit of the Loom®.

A QR code?

Do not even pretend you noticed a QR code.

And do not pretend you noticed a QR code with no instructions and no obvious incentive to notice it, only to use a QR code reader and read it. But whatever you do, do not assume that noticing a QR code would accurately predict your ability to notice EverLight underwear. It would not.

Did you notice

the message revealed only by looking through a viewing scope

pointed directly at a brick wall? Why would you look through a viewing scope pointed directly at a brick wall? Because you notice things. But you still won’t notice incredibly light EverLight underwear from Fruit of the Loom®.

Are you the one who noticed a

hard-to-notice poster, only to notice it hid quite nearly two thousand dollars in cash

behind it? Yes? No? Well congrats, or our condolences. But you still won’t notice wearing EverLight underwear by Fruit of the Loom®.

Did you notice

the Instagram message?

Not the main Instagram message, but the other message no one noticed hidden behind the message everyone did notice? Oh you did, did you? Then you’ll definitely notice EverLight underwear. Just kidding. You won’t.

Did you notice

the not-real real estate ad designed to not be noticed?

Hope you did, but you still won’t notice wearing EverLight underwear from Fruit of the Loom®.

Did you notice

the Fruit of the Loom® posters with a hidden message

only the truly keen would notice? Don’t get too excited. You still won’t notice wearing EverLight underwear by Fruit of the Loom®.

Are you the only person to notice

the notice poster designed to go unnoticed?

You still won't notice EverLight underwear, the underwear designed to go unnoticed even by people who notice posters designed to go unnoticed.

Clearly

you are chief amongst noticers.

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